Attack of the Smart Phone, 2

Me (to a really hot girl):

I really wish you were here right now. I could use a hug. I’m in a really downer mood right now.

 

Enter the “Smart” phone.

 

Me:

I really wish you were here right now. I could use a hug. I’m in a really diabetic mood right now.

Her:

…you have diabetes?

Me:

No lol I meant to say downer…

Her:

Downer is spelled nothing like diabetic…why didn’t you tell me? You know how germaphobic I am. I think we should stop talking…

 

Stupid Smart Phone!

(Ok this one is fictional. But it almost happened. Does that count?)

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