Me (to a really hot girl):
I really wish you were here right now. I could use a hug. I’m in a really downer mood right now.
Enter the “Smart” phone.
I really wish you were here right now. I could use a hug. I’m in a really diabetic mood right now.
…you have diabetes?
No lol I meant to say downer…
Downer is spelled nothing like diabetic…why didn’t you tell me? You know how germaphobic I am. I think we should stop talking…
Stupid Smart Phone!
(Ok this one is fictional. But it almost happened. Does that count?)